Even in the future, the story begins with Once Upon a Time…
Time to finally block my shawl. #knitting #ktlb2k14goals #madelinetosh
Knitting Inspiration - Spirals. I completely failed to do one of these posts last week (all of my weekly posts, in fact), and the reason for that is what inspires me this week. My life feels like one gigantic spiral right now-swirling endlessly towards some crucial nexus. If I try to see the entirety of it at once it terrifies me, like trying to touch a hurricane while standing in the middle of it, but at the same time, watching it rush around me and focusing on a single rotation at a time is a weird kind of beautiful.
What I mean to say is that I’m trying my best to accomplish one hour, day, week of things at a time while hoping that together they add up to the massive, exciting thing I can just barely perceive on my horizon.
Sources are, as always, in the captions and below.
Finished my death flake! #knitting #yarnaddict
I was just glancing at tumblr tonight and realized that this blog has 100 followers.
100 is such a nice round number. Thank you all for hitting that little button and deciding to add my content to your dash. I’ve been quite miserably sick the last week, so sick that I couldn’t even enjoy reading because it made my eyes hurt. Instead, I’ve watched a ridiculous amount of tv and made serious progress on my One Ring scarf.
So basically, I’ve had a pretty crappy week and just seeing this made me feel a little better. So thanks guys!
Pretty pink chevrons for @cm_abramo :)
Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Fuck the government.
Fuck the school board.
Close the door.
Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
I love puns.
People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Please shut up.
Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
They act like I care what they think.
I hate homework.
I have decided to become a politician.
What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.